It has finally happened. steampunk has become political.
Mr. Uhl’s intricate and ingenious computer was completed in the Steampunk Design Workshop.
According to the gentleman, this machine will play an important role in achieving total world domination and now it is in my hands.
This calculator, created by my good self, is not only sophisticated and refined, NO it is bloodthirsty, violent and extremely vindictive. I have had painful first-hand experience during its creation, believe me!
It is an ingenious electronic device called an “analog modem” that connects the machine to the Æthernet. There it has the capacity to spread fear and terror and can ultimately, at the veritable flick of a switch, lead to the attainment of world domination. Using a similar machine (which is far beyond the reach of my genius) it was possible, according to Mr. Uhl, to convince 20,000 people to donate over € 40 million Euros. This was done only by the power of the promise that the next ruler of the world would shower those people with electrical equipment, jewelry and clothing. The Uhlian calculator offers the world leaders of tomorrow every
imaginable comfort.